My sweet little cuppy-cakies!!
Thanks to y'all's awesome responses, we have some creepy crazy "Win a BLISS Shirt" contest ideas--
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! There are LOTS of ways to win...

Define "bliss." Now define horror. How can the two concepts be linked? (I know it sounds like something
boring scintillating your English teacher tells ya to do… but hey, it’s all about the t-shirt!)

Carve a pumpkin with BLISS in mind…. Take a pic and send it to me at lauren@laurenmyracle.com so that I can post it on my blog!

Compare a scary experience in BLISS to your scariest moment.

Throw on your amazing Halloween costume creation (you need to try it out anyway, right?) and take a picture of you holding a copy of BLISS!

Host a BLISS Halloween party and send me pics! (You could make a Bliss cake, spell out Bliss in spider webs, you and your friends could take a pic spelling out Bliss with your bodies… etc etc etc...)

See how many copies of BLISS you can get in one place… how many friends you can gather!! Take a pic and send it to me at the snail mail addy above.

Do something fun and fabulous to spread the BLISS love using
the spooky BLISS book trailer. Post it to your MySpace or Facebook profile, send a link to your buds, borrow a bullhorn and troll the streets announcing the URL...the opportunities are endless. Be creative--and report back about what sort of response you get!
So those are your options, 'kay? You can do one or more than one, whatever strikes your fancy. If it's a written thingie, post it to this blog entry. If it's a pic, send it to me and
I'll post to this entry!
Who wins, you ask? Well...I have LOTS of shirts...so what's to stop me from naming LOTS of winners?!!
What are ya waiting for? Get on it, my pretties! Contest ends on...hrmmm...Halloween! (But hey, I'll send shirts out earlier if y'all send entries in earlier. That way you can wear them pre-Halloween. They *do* have blood dripping down them, after all.)

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Oh, and that "Take A Picture Of Yourself Holding Bliss While In Alaska" how about that? Is that over too? Not that I'll win that, Arizona's FAR from being Alaska.
~Carmela
p.s. Is Puerto Rico considered a state in the U.S? I'm weak in Geography. :p
(But not EVIL evil, of course. Just yay-BLISS-wicked-evil...)
And ALASKA IS ABSOLUTELY STILL ON. Don't any of you nuts have friends in Alaska you can email????????
http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/191767
It's the world catalog for Bliss. (They have it in New Zealand too!) But the list wasn't complete either, so I searched Barnes and Noble's site for Bliss in the area. That completed this list.
1) Colorado
2) Georgia
3) Indiana
4) Michigan
5) New York
6) Texas
7) Virginia
8) Maryland
9) California
10) Conneticut
11) Missouri
12) Ohio
13) Massachusetts
14) Wisconsin
15) Washington
16) Pennsylvania
17) Florida
18) Arizona
19) Tennessee (we stopped here in your blog. i think)
20) Alabama
21) Delaware
22) Hawaii
23) Idaho
24) Illinois
25) Iowa
26) Kansas
27) Kentucky
28) Maine
29) Minnesota
30) Mississippi
31) Montana
32) Nebraska
33) New Jersey
34) New Mexico
35) Oklahoma
36) Oregon
37) Utah
38) Wyoming
39) Arkansas
40) North Dakota
41) North Carolina
42) Rhode Island
43) South Carolina
44) Alaska
45) New Hampshire
46) West Virginia
47) Vermont
48) Louisiana
49) Nevada
50) South Dakota
Finding Vermont was hard. I think I only found one library that have Bliss there. But (!!!) I completed it! Yay!
~Carmela:D
p.s. See #44? ALASKA!! And guess what?! I found it at...
"Bliss
Myracle, Lauren, 1969-
1 copy available at Wasilla High School in Fiction Collection"
...a HIGH SCHOOL! Yay them!
And dear Book Chic, you get half a shirt for being such a trooper. JK. Send me your addy and I'll get you one, too!
Bonus points (or a shirt) for ANYONE who finds a way to email librarian at Wasilla High School and pass along contest deets... THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!! I want an Alaskan to take a picture of her/himself with Bliss, I do I do!!!!
So no bonus points for me until the PC's fix.
~CarmelaXD
And it would be so cool!!!!
Heck, message ME her email addy. I'll email her!
Or, you could give others a chance to email her. I bet they want BLISS shirts too. I can see one down there. ~Carmela:D
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So I got my mommy out from under the kayak, I got her to not flail about, just hold my hand while I pulled her and tugged the damned kayak. The people got us out safely, well mostly, when i kicked to get away from the rock i kicked an urchin. MAN THAT IS PAINFUL! And because the boat did not have a doctor aboard i had to wait till we got ashore at 5pm, then wait for the doctor. When he finally got there it took almost three hours to get them all out. He said I was lucky i did not step on one of the brown urchins, they are apparently poisonous.
All this for my mommy, i love her very much. I was mostly worried about her but it is all Fool!
DO NOT STEP ON THE BROWN SEA URCHINS!
I actually copy and pasted that from my old blog.
Now compare to the final showdown betweem Bliss and Sandy and the toilet float. I'd go in to more detail, but i don't want to spoil.
for proof that it really is me, go to my profile:myspace.com/weezlesprune. it's on my third page? on the blog part.
I am SO glad you and your mom are safe and still breathing!
(And thanks for being spoiler-free! I appreciate!)
I'm so disapointed. My Bliss still hasn't come yet! You said you sent out another copy, but that hasn't come either. Why didn't you put one of those tracking things on it, considering it's a collectors item? I'm really sad I haven't gotten to read it. This isn't fair. My mom says I cant go out to the bookstore and just buy it, because I have to wait to receive it from you. C'mon Lauren. It's been over a month now.
From, Maria (the winner, incase u forgot.)
(Every so often, the USPS lets me down. I've had manuscripts lost, etc. But usually they're pretty good!)
Keep your chin up, M. And of course I haven't forgotten who you are, you red-eyed camel girl! You have every right to be disappointed...just, ya know, be disappointed in the USPS, not me! ;)
Horror is not knowing if you're going to die of live.
Horror is preparing for the unexpected.
Which you can never expect.
Bliss is all of these things.
Look behind you.
Someone's there.
Me.
I am horror. I am Bliss.
Love. LOVE! T-shirt for you, babe! If you're an LJer, message me your snail mail addy. If you're not, email snail mail addy to lauren@laurenmyracle.com with subject line T-SHIRT for horror poem girl. ;)
Then, in like, the last week of July, Daisy surprised me and my dad with a trip to a little cottage by the ocean. It was fun, we stayed there till the second week of August. I texted Max everyday, he usually responded with stuff like, "Miss U so much, babe!" or or "Can't wait till you come home!" or sometimes he wouldn't respond at all.
Max called me on August 17th, and told me, "Hey, Hailey! Come to the country club at 9:30 and pick me up. We can go to Sonic and get slushies! :)" The country club is close to a Pizza Hut. So, I had Daisy drop me off at the country club, max and I could walk to the Pizza hut. i got all dolled up, I put on a dab of mascara and smidge of eyeliner. I wore this pretty blue tank top from American eagle, and wore my fave pair of shorts.
At 9:00 I went to the country club, I figured Max wouldn't mind me being early. It closes at 7:30, but Max gave me the key to open the door. When I got to the pool, he wasn't there. "Max? It's me Hailey." I loudly whispered. I heard soft giggling. "Max?" I went to the shed behind the jaccuzi, where the pool toys were stored, the padlock wasn't on it. "Max?" I called softly. I opened the door, it was really dark, "Max? are you in here?" I called quietly. I heard a VERY soft giggling, then I heard the faintest Shhh! I stepped threee steps out of the shed and DEFINETLY HEARD SOMETHING. Silently, I crept to the shed and peered in and saw Max. And Vera. Kissing.
I felt a whole wave of emotions. I felt angry at Max, I also felt stupid, I was gone for like 2 weeks, did I expect Max to not fool around with someone else? I felt betrayed, he promised he won't cheat on me again, he PROMISED. I felt sad, but it's obvious why I felt sad. I felt jealous, Vera had her pick of any guy in school, but she picked MAX, and this is kind of embarassing, but I also felt jealous cuz max never kissed ME like that.
"Max? It's me Hailey. What are you doing?" I said close to tears. No response. Then I got MAD. he lied and cheated on me for the last time! I was NOT going to take this crap any longer! "MAX, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I yelled. Max moved from the corner he and Vera were leanin on, "Whoa, you need to chill babe." he said, I could see his hair messed up and he was sweaty. "Max, what are you doing?!" I said again. "Well, um, me and Vera, well, I guess we, um, OK, uh . . ." "Max, tell me RIGHT NOW what happened." "Ok, well, this is kind of normal." he said. "What? What do you mean normal?" "Well, after the first week of my job, Vera asked me to put sunscreen on her back, and I couldn't say no, cuz it's my job to serve people at the country club. But when I felt her smooth skin, , it just felt so natural, like I'd been away from her too long. Then one night she kissed me, and I relized that I love her. But then you left on vaccation. Vera told me she liked me. Alot. So, I , well she and i realized WE missed eachother.And well, Hailey to be honest, I don't think you really wre as interested in me as Vera. anyway, this is where Vera and I would come each night. I'm really sorry Hailey."
"Well, why did you text me Max? Telling me to go to Sonic with you?" "Because, I wanted to tell you there. And I told you to come at NINE THIRTY, not NINE O'CLOCK." "Yeah," said Vera, wearing a tiny string bikiini standing up, "Can't you follow a simple direction and show up when you wre told?" "Shut up, Vera." I hissed, "And Max, if anyone was the bad person in this relationship, it was YOU, not me. And we are DONE. D-O-N-E, DONE!
I gave you to chances and you blew both of them! You think my heart is just some thing you can break and then break again? YOU cheated, YOU lied, and YOU RUINED THIS WHOLE DAMN RELATIONSHIP!" I stormed out and didn't look back.
Sorry, Lauren, for not tellin you about how I was going to do something for BLISS. I relly can't wait to read it. Love ya lauren.
Hailey
(And if you *want* a shirt, I'll sure send you one. Just send your snail mail addy with the subject line "T-SHIRT FOR HAILEY" to lauren@laurenmyracle.com, and give me your snail mail addy. But Vera? NO T-SHIRT FOR VERA!!!!!)
Sigh. You did the right thing, Hailey. :D
Hailey
Alright I tried not to put any spoilers in so hopefully its okay. Anyway my scary experience really isn’t as chilling as that but it seemed that way back then. During fifth grade a rumor started going around that after school a few kids went into the girl’s bathroom and asked to see the Francis Spirit who the school was named after. Someone heard that she was buried on the grounds and still haunted the pink lavatories. Well the kids started screaming and said they were hearing things. I for one was not convinced and said I would do the same thing during the day, my two friends and I walked in after lunch and after saying her name a few times a pipe squeaked, they freaked out and ran. Nice friends I know, trying to be brave I stayed and said her name a few times. The noises started up again and I realized I was alone! I was really freaked out but my feet felt glued to the floor and my heart started beating faster eventually after I thought I saw a door move I scrambled out and rushed up to tell my friends I was never going to the bathroom in school again.
Actually now that I read that it’s kind of embarrassing aha.
ChristyFrancis. ;)You are SHIRTED, babe! Send me snail mail addy thru LJ message!!!!
NICE!!!
Edited at 2008-10-19 08:04 pm (UTC)
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